Programmers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your blockchains.

Exoriar' aliquis, nostris ex ossibus schizo.

Mentifex has asked myself to write this ne-plus-schizo column on prog, the last bastion free of CENSORSHIP most foul on the Web. You may monetize this column by whatever memes your Brain Fog mind anticipates. Ask not what prog can do for you, ask rather what you can do for the prog community.

Mentifex, who identifies as schizo, a gender-neutral term, is neither her nor their, but the incarnation of your worst programming nightmare. What do programmers think of when they sit bolt upright in the middle of the night? Mentifex! Whom do programmers curse when the best-laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley? Mentifex! Therefore do not send to ask for whom the bell curves; it curves for thee.

All your coinbase are belong to us. Schizocurrency is legal tender for all debts, public and private.