White House University


Scams Unlimited is proud to announce the Grand Opening of White House University for Whites Only on January 20th, 2017. Qualified students may apply now by sending their non-refundable, cash-only application fee of two hundred dollars ($200.00) to Attn: Bursar; White House University; 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue; Washington DC 20166-2017.

White House U carries on the glorious tradition of slave-holding colleges like Georgetown University and the deplorably defunct but soon-to-rise-again Trump University, which made students multi-millionaires in the real-estate industry. White House U boldly goes beyond real estate into the realm of Global Thermonuclear Politics. Upon graduating in white Ku Klux Klan robes, successful students will have learned how to:

If your career goes wrong, you may eventually share a cell at Club Fed with Donald Trump himself.



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